Categories things that make you say hmmmm this stupid world

Things that make you say hmmmm

Hey Folks,

I don’t know who the original author of this list is but I thought it was funny enough to share!

Only in This Stupid World
… drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in This Stupid World
… people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in This Stupid World
… banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
Only in This Stupid World
……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the garage.
Only in This Stupid World…….do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight
Only in This Stupid World … they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Why the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don’t you ever see the
Headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that Doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of
Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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